Robbie Savage has gone all haute couture on us; posing nude with a sultry expression against the backdrop of a stark room with shards of light filtering through the window to illuminate his locks.
But before you guffaw at Goldilocks, the Strictly Come Dancing star has stripped off not solely for the ladies or an ego boost - but in honour of Everyman's testicular cancer campaign.
The football legend, who stripped to his birthday suit as the naked centrefold for Cosmopolitan, revealed he feels nude without his fake tan on now his time on the BBC show has come to an end.
Birthday suit: Football legend and Strictly Come Dancing star Robbie Savage posed nude for Cosmopolitan's February naked centrefold issue to promote testicular cancer awareness